Quote #3219
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #20730
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Quote #2205
It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little...
Quote #5133
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote #2264
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #15179
There’s no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity. Nothing...
Quote #17898
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be...
Quote #20387
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #106
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
Quote #10459
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can...