Quote #10332
How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Quote #176
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #16926
Love is what is left in a relationship after all the selfishness is taken...
Quote #8122
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #6359
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch,...
Quote #13070
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big...
Quote #18577
Purity,patience, and preserverance are the three essentials to success, and above all love.
Quote #11828
If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it...
Quote #11769
Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.