Quote #7177
If you would live healthy, be old early.
Quote #20231
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #472
Hell is full of musical amateurs music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #7838
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #7762
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
Quote #5490
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Quote #2243
Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about...
Quote #2289
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Quote #4788
The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools, but the gentle...
Quote #15044
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...