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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
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You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
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You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total...
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
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Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
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Measure not the work until the day’s out and the labor done.
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If you board the wrong train, it’s no use running along the corridor in...
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as...
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Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy...