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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has...
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren’t a species, you’re just infected, a virus,...
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Opportunities are seldom labeled.
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…And I’ve looked over, and I’ve seen the promised land. I may not get...
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The greatest masterpieces were once only pigments on a palette.
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Contests allow no excuses, no more do friendships.
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Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt… We shall not...