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I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is...
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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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The only successful substitute for brains is silence.
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Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
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When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...
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Second thoughts are ever wiser.
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one...
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God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...