Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...
Quote #12190
Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.
Quote #20014
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having...
Quote #3628
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #1340
When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye...
Quote #3555
Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #12759
I am for integrity, if only because life is very short and truth is...
Quote #3600
A good excercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Quote #20298
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.