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If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
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The White House is the leakiest place I’ve ever been in. (On special measures...
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The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
Quote #1817
Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees...
Quote #14668
Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong...
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Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...
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I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
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To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world...