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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
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The people and circumstances around me do not MAKE me what I am, they...
Quote #1594
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
Quote #3219
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
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Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws...
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #6114
A belief is not true because it is useful.
Quote #13619
It is books that are a key to the wide world if you can’t...
Quote #6341
You can never get enough of what you don’t need to make you happy.