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In the end, everything is a gag.
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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More men die of worry than of work, because more men worry than work.
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The happiness that is genuinely satisfying is accompanied by the fullest exercise of our...
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Ace In Vegas, everybody’s gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to...
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Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only...
Quote #5518
While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...