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The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home...
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Age is no guarantee of maturity.
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If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair...
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The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets...
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Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
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There is no explanation for evil. It must be looked upon as a necessary...
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The greatest gift we can give one another is rapt attention to one another’s...