Quote #18600
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities.
Quote #11366
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
Quote #2062
Two things a man should never be angry at what he can help, and...
Quote #1565
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...
Quote #17924
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #18452
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
Quote #1845
A friend is a second self.
Quote #1585
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #20337
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Quote #15421
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...