Quote #10983
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #20292
It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is...
Quote #2054
Happy is he who can give himself up.
Quote #21244
Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as...
Quote #14226
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #16169
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #11734
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #12422
Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only...
Quote #13620
To be able to be caught up into the world of thought — that...
Quote #8223
The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the...