Quote #8150
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Quote #14555
Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
Quote #17159
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
Quote #7152
There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any...
Quote #21163
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Quote #4630
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
Quote #8166
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #5182
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #16714
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
Quote #11649
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...