Quote #6842
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #12071
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
Quote #12512
All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.
Quote #1222
He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own.
Quote #17045
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #17561
You are looking as fresh as paint.
Quote #10828
If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.
Quote #19944
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet....
Quote #2557
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
Quote #21009
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.