Quote #10425
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #16578
Don’t make use of another’s mouth unless it has been lent to you.
Quote #12825
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
Quote #6217
Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into the kind of statue likes,...
Quote #8774
There is no substitute for hard work.
Quote #4163
Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
Quote #9965
No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided...
Quote #12511
There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases it is the...
Quote #2561
A man can’t ride your back unless it’s bent.
Quote #7704
It is not bigotry to be certain we are right but it is bigotry...