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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
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Most of today’s books have an air of having been written in one day...
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Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when...
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A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
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The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
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Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the impossible reason distinguishes between the sensible and...
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To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of...
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Thirty-the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...