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It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
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The more we do, the more we can do.
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Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the...
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.