Quote #11481
One thing I can say about George…he may not be able to keep a...
Quote #14908
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #9345
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #14983
Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country.
Quote #8137
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims...
Quote #9258
No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
Quote #876
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is...
Quote #14837
Don’t forget to love yourself.
Quote #6855
I certainly wasn’t happy. Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns...
Quote #16827
True friendship is never serene.