Quote #6536
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
Quote #1291
The superior man…does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything what...
Quote #20731
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #7226
It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
Quote #8003
History is a pact between the dead, the living, and the yet unborn.
Quote #8233
This administration is totally colorblind.
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #14744
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
Quote #10517
When you’re through changing, you’re through.
Quote #9425
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...