Quote #21516
Life is like and ever-shifting kaleidoscope – a slight change, and all patterns alter.
Quote #11367
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #19239
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #3273
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Quote #17830
Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
Quote #773
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
Quote #1955
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
Quote #13054
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #3168
The holiest of holidays are those Kept by ourselves in silence and apart The...