Quote #2653
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
Quote #10867
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
Quote #21472
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #9810
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #1886
This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make...
Quote #16629
If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
Quote #11419
One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another...
Quote #1737
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss...
Quote #8645
If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
Quote #10459
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can...