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A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths feels your fears...
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It is the ultimate wisdom of the mountains that a man is never more...
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The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
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The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
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Don’t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again....
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If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
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The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it not having it, to...
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.