Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #18287
When the time comes for friends to part, love will be the bride, from...
Quote #19909
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #20685
Necessity has no law.
Quote #12171
If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more...
Quote #8973
All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and...
Quote #14562
The farther it gets from the bench it was worked on, the more real...
Quote #18954
Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for...
Quote #2611
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
Quote #1156
The highest happiness of man … is to have probed what is knowable and...