Quote #16082
There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths.
Quote #2748
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #4351
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Quote #15401
Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life...
Quote #5252
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #16900
All politics are based on the indifference of the majority.
Quote #9626
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
Quote #7681
It is a fine thing to establish one’s own religion in one’s heart, not...
Quote #13325
Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you...