Quote #4488
Never say anything to hurt anyone. Moreover . . . refrain from double talk,...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #4387
He that does not ask will never get a bargain.
Quote #21458
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #20710
One’s first step in wisdom is to question everything – and one’s last is...
Quote #14793
The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Quote #18508
For thousands of years, father and son have stretched wistful hands across the canyon...
Quote #21665
A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been...
Quote #15618
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist...
Quote #10787
Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is...