Quote #15186
…Him that I love, I wish to be free–even from me.
Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #11533
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
Quote #18436
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
Quote #11651
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
Quote #5082
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #3968
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #8634
When you choose your friends, don’t be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
Quote #514
Four snakes gliding up and down a hollow for no purpose that I could...
Quote #19009
Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.