Quote #9123
If you must play, decide on three things at the start the rules of...
Quote #2219
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
Quote #12973
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #14790
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #17456
Know thyself.
Quote #6763
Use, do not abuse neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Quote #19116
The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...
Quote #14885
If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
Quote #5009
I thought they’d get one of us, but Jack, after all he’s been through,...
Quote #4234
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...