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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands And the rest...
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Take your life in your own hands and what happens A terrible thing no...
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
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I’m perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn’t abbreviate anything except...
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Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
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Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....
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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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Friends are angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble...
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All progress occurs because people dare to be different.