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Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
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Private passions grow tired and wear themselves out political passions, never.
Quote #4074
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #3530
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of...
Quote #21528
Men are confused. They’re conflicted. They want a woman who’s their intellectual equal, but...
Quote #3724
I’m a born-again atheist.
Quote #1503
Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches...
Quote #13352
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #6819
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about...