Quote #3321
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
Quote #14888
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
Quote #13190
Hate the sin and love the sinner.
Quote #21532
This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Quote #720
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #8959
Motherhood is a wonderful thing – what a pity to waste it on children.
Quote #7404
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie.
Quote #19068
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #3429
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...
Quote #9570
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...