Quote #2942
The opera isn’t over till the fat lady sings.
Quote #14870
What keeps you going isn’t some fine destination but just the road you’re on,...
Quote #20932
Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous...
Quote #14979
There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #9922
A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.
Quote #5249
Cowards die many times before their deathsThe valiant never taste of death but once.
Quote #15016
Boys will be boys… and so will most men.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #12496
The pride of youth is in strength and beauty, the pride of old age...