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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Dear brightest star o’er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope...
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Let us talk sense to the American people. Let us tell them the truth,...
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Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
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We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
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When I interview people, and they give me an immediate answer, they’re often not...
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The art of being yourself at your best is the art of unfolding your...
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...