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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
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If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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The first who was king was a fortunate soldier Who serves his country well...
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Give me neither poverty nor riches.
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Do all things with love.
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A good word is an easy obligation but not to speak ill, requires only...
Quote #3228
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.