Quote #11738
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Quote #18640
Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
Quote #10389
Ours is a country built more on people than on territory. The Jews will...
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #1323
There are moments when everything goes well don’t be frightened, it won’t last.
Quote #15635
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #18334
Present your religion to a little child, set him in the midst of those...
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #14114
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Quote #12612
‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...