Quote #1350
He also serves who only stands and waits.
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I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #11243
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #11437
When her last child is off to school, we don’t want the talented woman...
Quote #11752
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #19055
September tries its best to have us forget summer.
Quote #349
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is...
Quote #8950
He is neither a strategist nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor...
Quote #7652
Pat Healy Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.