Quote #20893
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up...
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There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right...
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We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we...
Quote #10983
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #11126
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be...
Quote #21039
In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
Quote #2131
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #8904
Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...