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Fortune is a great deceiver. She sells very dear the things she seems to...
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Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
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Yes’m, old friends is always best, ‘less you can catch a new one that’s...
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Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really...
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Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
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Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on...
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch...
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.