Quote #1071
Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another.
Quote #19853
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Quote #12143
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #17157
When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Quote #1018
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Quote #11496
You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
Quote #12873
I’m not going to let anybody come down at night like Nicodemus and whisper...
Quote #9759
To me, being an intellectual doesn’t mean knowing about intellectual issues it means taking...
Quote #5712
A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...
Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.