Quote #4700
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Quote #2349
To err is human–and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Quote #8785
Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who...
Quote #10799
Two are better than one because they have a good reward for their labor....
Quote #19351
Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care...
Quote #758
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
Quote #15831
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #4277
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
Quote #21160
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Quote #11056
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.