Quote #18707
Life is a continual upgrade.
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #20201
Never knock on Death’s door ring the bell and run away Death really hates...
Quote #15625
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #2208
Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end...
Quote #15162
If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
Quote #171
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #5078
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
Quote #3681
I care not so much what I am to others as what I am...
Quote #15703
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...