Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #14261
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #2002
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit,...
Quote #2521
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #7076
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they...
Quote #916
Wisdom begins in wonder.
Quote #18211
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
Quote #8614
Those whom fortune has never favoured are more joyful than those whom she has...
Quote #10950
After 3, a body has a mind of its own.
Quote #7912
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.