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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13827

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Lucius Accius

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A man whose life has been dishonourable is not entitled to escape disgrace in...
Stella Terrill Mann

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Whatever God’s dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true...
Henry Ward Beecher

Quote #2686

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Lois McMaster Bujold

Quote #19565

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you make it plain you like people, it’s hard for them to resist...
Elbert Hubbard

Quote #7076

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they...
James Thorpe

Quote #21679

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Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Leonard Bernstein

Quote #10727

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A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward...
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2464

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Frank Zappa

Quote #19339

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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