Quote #19239
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #12996
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #20416
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #6107
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Quote #14018
My goal is simple. It is the complete understanding of the Universe.
Quote #2704
Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation.
Quote #16543
If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em.
Quote #1447
Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
Quote #16727
The greater love is a mother’s then comes a dog’s then a sweetheart’s.
Quote #19480
It seems to me that people have vast potential. Most people can do extraordinary...