Quote #6868
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Quote #21034
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #16417
Eloquence is in the assembly, not merely in the speaker.
Quote #15396
The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...
Quote #7812
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...
Quote #12300
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #13966
Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one’s horse as he...
Quote #19272
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
Quote #18912
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #21201
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...