Quote #8743
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
Quote #3279
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Quote #19909
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #4304
It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.
Quote #8838
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labour the body.
Quote #18922
When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
Quote #775
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to...
Quote #3862
Energy and persistence conquer all thing.
Quote #11308
Don’t ever sell mankind short by saying there’s anything they can’t do.
Quote #339
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...