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I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to...
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Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
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It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded, but the fear...
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The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who...
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Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
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Once upon a time there was an old country, wrapped up in habit and...
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I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand...
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You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...