Quote #8464
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Quote #10937
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #11897
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Quote #12040
There’s a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall...
Quote #21684
A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.
Quote #2160
I feel my immortality over sweep all pains, all tears, all time, all fears,...
Quote #1731
Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library...
Quote #20422
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #21373
I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
Quote #10622
Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles...