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Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
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Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed the only...
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When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #9169
The more we do, the more we can do.
Quote #15831
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #21501
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #15823
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
Quote #20844
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us
Quote #7435
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with...