Quote #1611
I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
Quote #2178
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Quote #11568
We must be willing to get rid of the life we’ve planned, so as...
Quote #15040
I am prejudiced in favor of him who, without impudence, can ask boldly. He...
Quote #9593
Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
Quote #433
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the...
Quote #19968
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
Quote #11176
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by...
Quote #6513
I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys...
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.